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Hey folks! It's been a while since you've last seen me.
Just turn your attention to the Barnes & Barnes videos on Youtube and we'll have a party! Watch 'em up; Yum!
UPDATE: Added some Mike Jittlov shorts too.
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| Hard Facts from the Fiction Department |
[22 Dec 2005|04:03pm] |
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A dialectical, fictional foray into the clashing personae of a self-entitled Q*Bert and a perturbed bottle of Perrier. ( Proceed. )
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| ALWYS B URSELF BC 1 DAY U DIE N LEIK DA BAD N STUFF |
[12 Dec 2005|02:35am] |
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Today has been more interesting than usual. I opened up my Myspace.com inbox and I found this little gem lying in there:
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: carlos
Date: Dec 11, 2005 5:53 AM
I WANA SEE I PIX OJ U!!!1
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I was perplexed. Why did the sender send me something like this? Also, how the hell did he find me? No one on my friends list had him on their list. Neither do I have pictures of myself posted up there. Even weirder how he construed me as his typical prey. My Myspace profile is constructed in complete sentences, playful wordplay, and lots of Python referenes. I doubt this guy even understands that kind of humor, judging from his profile and choice of friends. My profile is as sexually suggestive as a glass of water. Either the guy is hitting on every female within a 50 mile radius from Miami or he just has shit for brains. Maybe both. Maybe neither. I don't know. I had nightmares reading his profile though.
I haven't the slightest interest in viewing the web pages of people like carlos. They burn my retinas, make my computer catch fire, and ignite the Pope's nuts from all the malformed HTML. Yes, my computer is wired to the Pope's underwear. Carlos's audience doesn't coincide with my intended audience at all. They spout South Park and Simpsons quotes as if they were on a prune-juice powered conveyor belt. Amusingly, their uncontrollable use of "B Ursef" self-help quotes undermines the very notion of propagating individuallity. Not only that, but they've spattered the quotes liberally among the bajillion animated GIFs of slutty chicks, big daddy pimps, and Winnie the Pooh Bears. It's a bit of an adventure finding them, if you're so inclined to be reading them.
The situation was simply too delicious to *not* exploit. So I did. And here it is:
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Dec 11, 2005 9:29 PM
Subject: RE: No Subject
Body:
O U TeAsE!!! Ok SExIi GUaPO.....HeARs A HoT ChICa 4 U!!!> SoRrY BuT No sE CoMo MeTEeR fOtoS AqI::::
LOOK @J@ LINK>>>>>>>> http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c126/clockoutx/hotchicaterry.jpg
FUNNY STORY....CHcK ITt Out LeIk I Was BI SoUtH BeaCH N LeIkK I <3 DA HOT CaR tERe N LeIK I tOOk A foto WiT ITt N MY bf4lyf...Fue SOPeR RICO Y ME GUSTA...YO SIEMPRE SOY MIAMIENA MEJICANA Y ME GUSTA TANTO PRQUE ES TAN HOTHOTHOT!!!!111 LA PLAYA ES MI VIDA 4EVA!!!!!!111 CYA TTYL JEJEJEJEJE
^O ~ XOXOXOXOX ~ O ^ UN BESSSSSIIIIITOOOOOOO <3 <3 <3
------>>>> MWAAAAAAA TERRRRY <<<<<<<<------------
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
ALWYS B URSELF BC 1 DAY U DIE N LEIK DA BAD N STUFF ~ BY DA MUTHAFUCKAZ CRUW
TRU LUV ALWYS CONQUERZ EVIL HOS ~ BY MUAAAAAA
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
NIGGAZ NVR DIE !!!!!!111
IM NOT FAT IM BIGBONED!!!!11 ~ cArTMAN
DOH ~ HOMER
SHAKE THA ASS MISSI!!!!!
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| Some of that X-Mess Spirit to Capitalize Upon |
[10 Dec 2005|03:40am] |
mayhemystic graciously made me a Windows XP boot/recovery CD from the parts supplied by UBCD4WIN. It's a nice bootdisk for virus scanning, spyware removal, and diagnostic runs for Windows XP. Best used as a tool for desperation :^D
I uploaded a copy of the disc .iso image on _You_Send_It_ for a friend. Rather than let it go to waste, you can download it if you're interested. You_Send_It deletes the file after the first 25 downloads or 7 days -- whichever happens first. Get it here before it disappears!
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| I'm joinging a Dionysian Cult now... |
[10 Mar 2005|01:38am] |
I feel like a Satanic existentialist this morning:
 | You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
paganism | | 75% | Islam | | 75% | Satanism | | 75% | agnosticism | | 75% | Buddhism | | 67% | Judaism | | 58% | Hinduism | | 50% | atheism | | 29% | Christianity | | 25% | </td>
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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I should dabble more in the Discordian arts. :D
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| Thank You For Flying Aeroflot |
[01 Feb 2005|12:47pm] |
A brief announcement:
The packages for ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) tenebrouskate, a_lad_inane, and revme have been taped securely to buzzard butts, and they are on their way to the proper destinations.
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| Nightmares of 12th grade English class |
[15 Dec 2004|07:54pm] |
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Torn away from the journal of the lovely tenebrouskate:
Grendel 92%
The Dragon 83%
Beowulf 58%
Hrothgar 58%
Wealhtheow 58%
Wiglaf 42%
Grendel's Mother 25%
 | You scored as Grendel. Anti-social and cruel, you are Grendel. When the Danes started having a little too much fun in their fancy-pants Golden Hall, you decided to take them down a few notches by killing bunches of them...and yes, eating them. Some upstart Geat named Beowulf rips off your arm, though, and you slink off to die alone.
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If You Were in Beowulf...
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| Seven Deadly Finns |
[11 Dec 2004|05:43pm] |
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Bleh. Sick under the influence of billions of little rhino viruses. I'd like to thank tenebrouskate for the lovely card she sent me. It gave me many laughs and laughter-induced coughs. :D
I saw Kraftwerk three weeks ago in concert. I'm glad they didn't dance. It's painful enough for me to watch them spasm all over the place in the Pocket Calculator video. They all stayed motionless from their consoles with Vaio laptops. The light show was well orchestrated, though the equipment did threaten to break down near the end. All the simple and repetitive graphics Kraftwerk are known to induce under certain substances. Their legs began to jiggle after two hours of standing about. People were throwing light sticks all over the place. Florian had the most serious face of all, yet he was the silliest at moments. Some neon rings landed onstage. When Pocket Calculator began playing, Florian ran from his console and grabbed it. Then he tried to crown Schmitz with it. Apart from that, they were pretty serious robots. I'm a bit disappointed I didn't get to run into Jerry Casale as some fans did. Oh well.
In academic news, I've declared my major. Unfortunately, undecided was too common of a major, so I had to choose something else. Basically, the decisions for it went like this:
undecided --> philosophy --> English --> undecided --> philosophy --> philosophy & religious studies minor
Argumentative papers are a snap. All arguments are proven sound (including the inductive ones, oddly enough) with simple Frippian logic: "Blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu!"
A Frippian proof consists of these motions:
1.) Hold your index finger up to your lips.
2.) Hum a constant tone of any pitch you prefer through your mouth.
2.) Make vertical motions in an upward and downward orientation against the lips.
4.) Be gentle.
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Therefore, a Frippian proof.
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| In remembrance of the 364.25 days around September 11th |
[12 Sep 2004|01:43am] |
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I finally scanned up a_lad_inane's artwork. I discovered it neatly folded underneath several random things: mainly the buttocks of a stuffed lemur, the first two seasons of Red Dwarf, and a volume by Richard Mitchell.
( See! )
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